Jesse Farris - A Play In Three Penises

Comedian Jesse Farris comes by and asks Danny to make queso.

Jesse starts with how she was once known as "Heater Girl." A teenager who wished to fade into the background, Jesse found a warm heater at her high school and like a cat made that her kingdom. The two talk getting mistaken for being younger than they are, and how it's considered "good" for women but "bad" for men.

Jesse is also the daughter of past guest Kathe. The two talk having the same career path as a parent, the difference between walking in their footsteps versus being stuck in their shadow, and Jesse gives some advice on the importance of expressing individuality.

Jesse also went to New York City and, in traditional New York City fashion, saw male genitalia.

Also Jesse I know you're reading this so this is just for you (but it applies to everyone): Go get a glass of water.

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