Dear Pod,

Welcome again to the Pineapple Ranch. Please mind the Lantern Flys on your way in. We suggest that you not only step on them but please don't look our host, Erin Maguire, directly in the eyes when yo…

Excuse me, Sir. If you want to listen to the latest episode of DEAR POD on this flight, you'll have to buy these airline approved headphones from us. If you would like a soda, that's free. We just ch…

A ship. 
A life-time supply of booze. 
4000 people.
What could go wrong?
Hit START and try to act shocked. It will make me Erin feel a little better about her life choices.

Yes. I know. You're here for advice. But if Erin & Patty don't b&tch about the new Jurassic Park movie, we're never going to get anywhere this week. Now, please put on your Jeff Goldblum glasses and …

For God's sake, whatever you do, do not approach Erin and assume that she works at the Pineapple Ranch. Just keep moving along and try not to make direct eye contact with her. I am telling you this f…

Get the CREST. Get the COLGATE. Grab the floss. This week's "mini" is about to burrow a hole through your incisors. Now, please pass the chocolate covered peanuts and let's get this episode started!

We're picking, digging, and mining for gold in this week's episode. No need for a Kleenex. Just wipe this episode on your arm as God has intended it. Man. That's just nasty.

Where else can you go from fleeing the bombs in the Middle East, to fleeing the disgusting living conditions of our kids in college. You got it! Only here at DEAR POD: The Comedy You Can Bet Money Yo…

And Just Like That we bring you another episode of advice, laughter, and I'm sure, another story that involves someone crapping their pants. Wopuld you settle for anything less. We didn't think so. B…

Like it or not, after listening to this week's mini-sode, all you will want to do is run to your local record store, ask to be shown to the Phil Collins section, then say to the person, "I'll buy the…

Welcome to PART TWO of "This Can't Be True, It Sounds Too Much Like A Movie". Do Erin and her guys get home? Will her life forever be changed. Will there be gastric/stomach issues involved. If you ar…

Get comfortable. Get uncomfortable. Maybe get some Kleenex. In this first of this two-part BONUS episode, Erin brings you moment by moment through her overwhelming experience on a goodwill comedy tou…

Summer is here and "vacation advice" seems to be a hot topic this week. Where to go? Who to go with? Who not to go with. Why am I going anywhere at all and why do these complete strangers have to be …

Hey! Glad you could make it! Everyone is waiting for you in the Tiki Lounge. Yup. Just grab a drink, drop your pants and say "Hi" to Bette Midler. 

First rule when listening to DEAR POD: Tell no one. 
Because once the word gets out that you are enjoying this weekly, comedy podcast, everyone will want a piece of your good time.
You've been warned.

You picked the right day to tune in. We go from porn to an office party in Staten Island. I know. A lot more than you expected when you woke up this morning. That's why we're here. For you.

Come on in and pull yourself up a chair. We were this many yers old when we found out some of the useless facts that you'll hear on this week's episode. Who's luckier than you???

Do you think there's ever been a time, while standing in front of the Wailing Wall, one man turned to another and whispered, "A Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar...?"
Tune in and discover how…

We're switching things up! Newer format, same host, old jokes. This can't go wrong. Grab a cocktail and come right in!

Quick question: Do you listen to these 'Mini-Sodes" or any podcasts, for that matter, while you're walking around your backyard naked?
Asking for a friend.