Dad Bite
Christian and Michelle are living proof that you don't need a license to be a parent. Join them as they discuss the ups and downs of raising their (respective) unfortunate offspring who will likely require therapy after they leave their care.
- Update frequency
- every 22 days
- Average duration
- 29 minutes
- Episodes
- 25
- Years Active
- 2019 - 2021
Ep 24: The Mediator
Welcome back to the nuthouse, Dad Bite listeners! In this crispy Fall episode, special guest "AJ" (Christian's wife) drops in to show us how to split up fights like a pro. We also discuss why someone…
Ep 23: Dragon Queens and Covid Comebacks (a Spring Story)
It's all here on Dad Bite's spring finale episode! Special guest "Anka" drops in to help us discuss important social topics like bizarre dreams, drag queen reading hour, and the truth about Santa Cla…
April Interlude
A short and friendly summer primer from Dad Bite to let you know that a) Summer Break is on its way! and b) we have one more Spring episode to share with you, coming very soon!
Ep 22: Baby Maker
Happy March from Dad Bite! On this round of Dad Bite debauchery, Christian and Michelle have a chat with Christian's brother, Evan, who shows off his new dad skills. Join these three brain-twisted pa…
Ep 21: You Can Shave Your Baby
It's the vaccine edition! Professional-drummer-turned-nurse practitioner Adam Navone makes an appearance on Dad Bite to fill us in on the important details, like 1) what it was like to get a covid va…
Ep 20: Dad's Tools
Ep 19: Stop D***ing Around
Happy Holidays from your twisted friends at Dad Bite! This week's guest, "Ossie," (champion dad and fellow smack talker) helps us weigh in on Dad gifts that are truly bizarre. Christian and Michelle …
Ep 18: Love and Light
No one is spared in this special Fall/ November/ Pandemic Fatigue episode. To start, Michelle discusses (and gets slack for) her new love interest; Christian gets a spirit dragon reading; and both of…
Ep 17: Numb Nuts
This is what happens when you're in the middle of a pandemic: sometimes you have find a new guest. Join Christian and Michelle as they find a new guest (while the other one quarantines), all the whil…
Ep 16: Dirty Cookies
As we launch into the strangest school year on record, Christian and Michelle take a moment to reflect on their respective weaknesses as parents and as people (and there are many). Along the way they…
Ep 15: Dad Sneeze
It's just getting weirder out there, and Christian and Michelle are here to not offer their help. Join them as they break down the latest events, starting with the things we teach our children in "No…
Ep 14: It's Light Purple, You D***
There's a lot to think about in this day and age, like why Christian suddenly loses his mind when he talks to Tweaker Trolls... or whether or not his daughters might be eaten by wolves in the middle …
Ep 13: Child Labor
Happy Father's Day! In this episode, we celebrate the grossness of being a dad ("Captain Sweaty"), the economics of child labor, and some generally bad tips on parenting. To top it all off, we revel …
Ep 12: Buy More Watermelon (Weekday Interlude)
In this episode of our Weekday Interlude, a.k.a "The Sh**show Review," Christian ruminates on having a midlife birthday, the state of being a dad, and the inevitability of becoming your own dad. Alon…
Ep 11: Hot Whispers
This bi-week on Dad Bite we discuss giving cigarettes to 5-year-olds, the weird allure of ASMR (don't ask), and the futility of homeschooling. It's a sure sign that we're all going to Dairy Queen in …
Ep 10: Fly Killah
Time to discuss the finer points in life, like the difference between boys and girls, how we're all sh*** preschool teachers, and why certain protests are just pointless. To top it off, we mourn the …
Ep 9: Let's Party
Our new co-host Michelle finally joins us from the deep, dark recesses of parenting in the time of Corona. To celebrate her emergence, she and Christian discuss Voodoo Doughnuts, ugly toes, and sayin…
Ep 8: Pickles
Fred, a.k.a. "Bompa," stops by to talk about raising daughters and what it was like to see his own daughter marry the host of this show (Christian). Join us for these awkward moments and more (inclu…
Ep 7: Dad's F--d Up Stories
We're all in this together... from our separate homes. Christian lays out the updates on a new reality of childcare, where children are now in the custody of parents who have no idea how to actually …
Ep 6: Valentine
A how-to episode on what not to do when your 5-year-old daughter starts getting Valentines cards; how to recognize a melodic dog fart; and finally, Jeremy stops by to educate us on how to kill an elk…