The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly: NFL Contract edition

Deez and Adam take a break from analyzing players and teams and switch their focus to the NFL front offices.  The boys discuss new contracts/extensions across the league and evaluate whether they are good, bad, or ugggggly.  Join us and enjoy the following discussions:
-  Is AAV the correct metric to evaluate NFL contracts?  If not, why is it the metric we usually use to measure contracts?  And what metric should we actually be using?
-  What do leftists, Tu-Anon, and the Hawk-Tua girl have in common?
-  What is happening in Dallas?  How deep is the financial hole has Jerry dug? 
-  Who received the most guaranteed money to a non-QB this offseason?  Was that good, bad, or ugly?
-  What "asshole that isn't good at football" landed on the perfect team?

All this and much more!  Come giggle and gamble with us.  Enjoy the show!