Friday Five: Nicholas Cage > Football Teams that Suck

Nick and Deez are back again with the Week 11 edition of the Friday Five.  Deez hovers in on a Nicholas Cage team while Nick seems to only want to bet on teams that suck.  Gear up the anticipation for the following hot topics: 

Friday Five plays of the week:
*Nick turns the corner on either the Vikings or Bears?  Which one could it be?  
*Eleanor?  What play of the week most resembles the famed Shelby Mustang from Gone in 60 Seconds?
*Props - First TD scorer and a specific defense to attack?
*Would Nicholas Cage have been a better Rambo?
*3-dog parlays for both - could this be the week we finally hit one?

DFS takes:
*What RB with "a strong back end" do the need in your lineup this week?
*The Invasion of the Belch attacks the law firm of Jefferson & Jefferson!
*Where would a roller coaster be other than an amusement park?

Week 11 Survivor has Nick and Deez scraping the bottom of the barrel.  With a debate about the current usefulness of oxen and what people named Ursula look like, this episode is a clear vertical move up the Y-axis.  Come giggle and gamble with us, imbibe in the insanity.  Enjoy the show.