Catching up & AMAs with Abbas!

Abbas is back on the AMA and it’s gloriously unhinged: from co-parenting a cat after a breakup to an Indigo co-pilot’s loo fiasco, Dream11’s exit, Priyadarshan’s “100 and out?”, Pujara’s retirement, and whether Messi is actually coming to India. Plus: Supreme Court vs dogs, mallu-spotting hacks, and more Mumbai monsoon misery.

What’s inside (highlights):

• Breakups, awkward run-ins & the “cat maintenance” economics—Abbas splits vet/food costs and all the social weirdness that follows.

• “Man climbed the Parliament building!” → sneaking into govt buildings, delivery-boy disguises & canteens.

• Supreme Court vs Dogs (and Cyrus’ PSA about not getting into certain ‘positions’).

• Barging into an airplane loo: the co-pilot incident that had everyone talking.

• Priyadarshan eyeing retirement after film #100 (allegedly)

• The ₹76 lakh marriage story.

• Dream11 reportedly backs out as Team India’s kit/title sponsor—escape clause gossip & “condom brand” jokes.

• Pujara retires: stats, love, and… why “Chintu” doesn’t work at 36.

• “Messi in India?!”—survival tips for the GOAT if he lands here.

• Plus Putin/Trump’s English, wheelchairs & biology, identifying mallus, and mattresses that practically sponsor podcasts.

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