What does the 700 Club have that we don't? Besides millions of viewers? And huge wads of cash? Nothing!
* Pat Robertson: Marijuana good; Manning bad
* Jeff Foxworthy: "Are you Smarter than a Prophet?"
* Jimmy Carter: "Buy My Bible!"
* Atheists, "Let's Have a 'Come to Nothing' Meeting"
* Feudin' and Fightin' at the Trinity Broadcasting Network