CWT #76: Right-wing Hellscape (Guns, Life, and Prayer, Death, and Stupidity)

..."God was not up in the sky penning a passionate letter to his buddy Donald Trump saying, 'Hey, Donny, could you take a little time from leering at your daughter to nominate this Brett Kavanaugh fella? Oh, and keep up the good work of speaking against windmills. Hey, maybe I could have made it so windmills couldn't cause cancer, but what the hell, I wanted to keep you people on your toes.'"

[Admittedly, I accidentally said "keep your people on your toes" during the recording, but you get the idea...]