CWT #75: Absu [metal more extreme than Mountain Dew X-Treme!]

Alright, so I don't know a whole lot about this band, and I might piss off some fans with my corny, half-assed jokes. But just remember I'm riffing half the time here, following a very loose script (basically just notes I jotted down). These little music episodes are usually pretty raw and unprofessional. Isn't that the way you fools want it anyway? Aren't you all rebels? Isn't this fun?... Wait, you say I suck? No, YOU'RE the one who sucks!!