Basically, the idea that anyone has never, ever said anything even remotely offensive or regrettable is laughable. In fact, I don’t even trust anyone who claims to have a perfect life or spotless reputation. We make mistakes as a way to learn from them, but at a certain point, you need to stop getting perpetually punished for them — unless you’re a serial killer or something (but we’re not quite talking about that, are we?)...
NOTES: One of my housemates was loudly yapping on the phone toward the end. You may be able to hear it, at least faintly.
Also, yes, I did "compuner" toward the end instead of the word computer. Just pretend it was a cold that negatively impacted my speech. Hell, maybe it was.