Biblical Blowjobs and Christlike Cunnilingus

Wow wow wow, where to begin? Folks, we have a Christian marriage sex app that is breaking down how oral sex is okay now! Thanks Bethany Beal for making sure I know all about it! I give the history of old Bortles Beal and her reign of sexual....whatever is going on. Also, what if we renamed sex positions so they were more godly? Sex toys in the Christian tradition exist but masturbation is forbidden, so the sex toys are marital aids now and we only use them during the sex. Also we play Would You Rather, and we ask the big questions such as, "Would you rather top or bottom? immediately followed by "Would you rather be shot and killed immediately or would you want to suffer and maybe live?" with no context or reason. All of this and somehow more in this episode that's sexy in a GOD honoring way.

CW/TW:

-Purity Culture

-Sexual Content

-Descriptions of sexual activity

-Heteronormativity

-Homophobia/transphobia (blink and you miss it)

-Childhood sexual assault (brief and in intro, skip to four minute mark)

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