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Cringevangelical

Cringevangelical is a podcast where I, a former fundamentalist Christian, and my other ex-fundie friends discuss our cringiest, silliest, and most jaw-dropping stories about growing up Evagnelical Fundamentalist Christian. The podcast is a space for others to listen to as they journey on through deconstruction and find solace, community, and humor in the shared experiences and stories about growing up fundie and navigating the world post-fundamentalism. If no one else in your life gets your weird story about why you couldn't watch Pokemon or the era your parents would only let you read Amish romance novels, I do, and I would love to giggle with you about it.

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Update frequency
every 6 days
Average duration
45 minutes
Episodes
37
Years Active
2023 - 2024
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God Declassified: School Survival Guide

God Declassified: School Survival Guide

A follow up to last week's episode where we get into the nitty gritty of what really went wrong at CSU. Also, can I say King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard five times fast? Did this college for reals …

00:50:16  |   Wed 17 Jul 2024
Death of a College (not by Arthur Miller)

Death of a College (not by Arthur Miller)

My greatest enemy has fallen. That's it. What a way to to start off the second season am I right?


TW/CW:

-Mentions of CSA

-Mentions of SA

-Mentions of homophobia

-Abuse of power

-Misogyny

-Religious Abuse



01:28:31  |   Fri 12 Jul 2024
What Woman Want (Probably Not This)

What Woman Want (Probably Not This)

It's the big finale for Jimmy and his marriage course from Hell! Get ready for USDA certified bullshit as we discuss how to affair proof your marriage. Jimmy brings the tough love by telling us we do…

00:47:12  |   Thu 16 May 2024
Their Eyes Were Watching God and God's Eyes Were Watching You Miss the Clit Again

Their Eyes Were Watching God and God's Eyes Were Watching You Miss the Clit Again

Did you know that your sex is monitored by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ? Well, according to Jim Jam Jimboree and his wife Karen, Jesus is in the room while you bone, and he likes it! Also, how is…

01:02:16  |   Thu 11 Apr 2024
My Coming Out Story

My Coming Out Story

This is exactly what you think it is, my coming out story! Just one hour of me yapping about how I figured out I was queer af. This content will include spoilers for the Magnus Archives, me thinking …

00:57:53  |   Fri 22 Mar 2024
Lars and the Real Girl (Unrated Version)

Lars and the Real Girl (Unrated Version)

I start my indestructible marriages course and it is so boring I get sidetracked and find "The Gathering" a British men's retreat like no other! Get ready for weird marriage tips interspersed with te…

00:55:13  |   Thu 14 Mar 2024
Eh, Mate, Great Day to Be Transphobic, Innit?

Eh, Mate, Great Day to Be Transphobic, Innit?

Oh, you thought we were done being problematic in a British accent? Well, you are wrong because British evangelicals are JUST as political as American evangelicals all in the name of *drum roll* BEIN…

00:45:09  |   Wed 06 Mar 2024
Good Day To Give Your Life to Christ, innit?

Good Day To Give Your Life to Christ, innit?

On today's godly episode, we travel across the pond to see what is the state of affairs for British evangelicals. Listen as I, your fearless (and American, please be gentle, I am American) host as I …

01:08:07  |   Fri 01 Mar 2024
Bible Thumping While Dry Humping

Bible Thumping While Dry Humping

Guys, the Christian marriage app has anatomy graphics for people who are married and have had *the sex*. I am talking basic graphs we got in health class. It's just that like it's news for PEOPLE WHO…

00:38:32  |   Thu 15 Feb 2024
Biblical Blowjobs and Christlike Cunnilingus

Biblical Blowjobs and Christlike Cunnilingus

Wow wow wow, where to begin? Folks, we have a Christian marriage sex app that is breaking down how oral sex is okay now! Thanks Bethany Beal for making sure I know all about it! I give the history of…

01:11:13  |   Tue 13 Feb 2024
Monster Pig vs. Black Phillip

Monster Pig vs. Black Phillip

What if The Magnus Archives' favorite murderous pig got seriously into it with Black Phillip, saucy and sinister goat from The VVitch? Well, you are in luck because sometimes you have to be your own …

00:50:31  |   Wed 31 Jan 2024
Patch the F@#$^$@ Pirate

Patch the F@#$^$@ Pirate

Ahoy maties! Let's sail the seas for God in this swashbuckling episode of Cringevangelical. What would you do if your left eye was removed at an objectively young age rendering you partially blind an…

01:00:50  |   Tue 30 Jan 2024
Santa Claus is Coming to TAKE THE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS

Santa Claus is Coming to TAKE THE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS

Uh oh, looks like the atheists are at it again and making me include people that aren't me in greetings! Also, can the atheist bro culture just stop, I go on a rant about everyone's favorite criminal…
01:03:14  |   Thu 21 Dec 2023
I'm Talking WAP WAP WAP, That's Some Wet Ass Purity

I'm Talking WAP WAP WAP, That's Some Wet Ass Purity

Girls, is it sin to have a normal bodily reaction? Should you kiss before marriage? How about a nice backrub, that okay? What are the red flags in men? Do I have to be physically attracted to my part…

00:48:11  |   Wed 13 Dec 2023
Wives, Submit to Your Husbands and Husbands, Simp on Main for Your Wife

Wives, Submit to Your Husbands and Husbands, Simp on Main for Your Wife

Girlies, is it gay for your husband to respect and love you? We are looking over what we will be learning as good Christian wives and husbands. Also, am I a virtuous woman? What is Critical Grace The…

00:47:13  |   Tue 05 Dec 2023
Shrek/Paul Blart: The Full Reading of a Wattpad Classic

Shrek/Paul Blart: The Full Reading of a Wattpad Classic

What could bring Shrek, Paul Blart, Mr. Darcy, and J.K. Rowling together? Well this fanfiction of course! A little Halloween bonus for y'all.

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00:56:56  |   Mon 30 Oct 2023
Satanic Panic at the Disco

Satanic Panic at the Disco

What if your horror movies are causing a demonic influence on your home? Also, what makes a horror movie Christian, can you get rid of your demonic friends through Jesus' name, and when will Alanna e…

00:53:35  |   Thu 26 Oct 2023
How To Celebrate Halloween in a God Honoring Way

How To Celebrate Halloween in a God Honoring Way

Halloween doesn't need to be a time of darkness and death, it can also be a time of darkness and death as long as that darkness and death happened within the many pages of the Bible. What wouldn't th…

00:52:46  |   Thu 19 Oct 2023
Censorship and Sensibility

Censorship and Sensibility

Happy Banned Books Week! Let's take a little gander at how Evangelicals love a good book banning and this rando who went to Barnes and Noble to read a bunch of young adult literature (without paying)…

00:53:21  |   Thu 28 Sep 2023
My Life Is In You Lord and You'll Be in Me if the Night Goes Well

My Life Is In You Lord and You'll Be in Me if the Night Goes Well

Have you ever listened to worship music and thought "why is this so horny?" Well you are in luck, because I also think the same exact thing. Also, what's more casual and normal than making kids sing …

00:53:52  |   Thu 21 Sep 2023
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