Crew Expendable | A Xenomorph Podcast

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We've got Bob, we've got Danny, we've got episode five of Alien: Earth to SPOIL, let's get this ship landed!

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Four down, four to go. Bob is back on the USCSS Podcast to talk episode four of Alien: Earth, a turning point for all three of us with the show.

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Danny and Bob are here to CELEBRATE NEAL'S BIRTHDAY and spoil episode three of Alien: Earth

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Friends of the show Tom and Bob come together at last for a totally smooth spoiler-full talk about episode two of Alien: Earth where we had absolutely no technical difficulties or complications at al…

Friend of the show Bob is here to have a spoiler-full talk about the first episode of Alien: Earth with us!

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Discussing Chapters 13-25 (the end) of John Shirley's novel Aliens: Steel Egg. Overall we liked it!

"His research suggested that the xenomorphs scarcely needed to breathe, could go long podcasts witho…

Discussing Chapters 1-12 of John Shirley's novel Aliens: Steel Egg

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SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE SHEBANG. Plot twist: we decided to knock out AvA.

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SPOILERS FOR ISSUES #1 -3 (Obviously) and possible spoilers for Thunderbolts* and Daredevil Born Again at the end of the episode, but we dropped in a spoiler warning, and also who cares?

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SPOILERS FOR ISSUES #1 and #2

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Happy Alien Day everybody!

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What if we finally finished reading the Aliens: What If...? series and gave our final, in-depth thoughts on the whole saga so we could finally move on with our lives, peanut?

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What if Neal finally edited a podcast episode we recorded in SEPTEMBER OF 2024?!

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Prompt as ever, we're discussing the Alien: Romulus prequel comic, and we've asked our friends Mike and Tom to join us!

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