Counting Worms: Murder, True Crime and Death

Think you know stupid?  You ain't seen nothin' yet!  A bus load of cops get bamboozled, a phone-ahead bank robber and how to beat a breathalizer are just a few examples.  Listen and enjoy feeling sup…

Think of the perfect opening to a true crime show.... it talks about twists and turns, sex and a wealthy enclave.  Well, that's this show!

Back by popular demand!  Whether you're into BDSM, or simply wake up to a stranger sucking on your toes, we have it all for you!

A story as old as time... the black widow spins her web - lures a mate - then OFF WITH HIS HEAD!  But this is so much worse...

What happens if your bank decides your dead?  We all agree there are harmless pranks... but some are just mean!  Isn't it nice to see instant karma get served to those pranksters?  Look no further.

Eventually justice prevails... be it in a court of law, a court of public opinion, or the final lurid words of your obituary.  We follow the evidence... well, eventually.

Your imagination can't come up with the incredible ways mankind has found to die when battling the mighty steam engine.  Sit back and enjoy feeling superior to your fellow humans!

What takes a hard working accountant and turns them into a family annihilator?  Here's a hint.... it won't be the same thing that leads a hard working electrician to have a stand off with the SWAT te…

Think crime pays?  Think again.  We have collected the most hair-brained burglars the world has to offer... all for your amusement!  Too bad they didn't have a lookout parrot.

No, no, no... we would never talk about dog attacks.  There is nothing 'wormy' in that!  These dogs were devious... they used everything except their teeth to do us in!

Who needs New Orleans when you have us?  Covid may have canceled Mardi Gras - but it didn't cancel stupid!  We have the best parties gone wrong so you won't feel you missed anything.  Sit back, relax…

We start and end this episode with a good meal... but talk about 2 killers in between with no idea on what to do about them.  Oh, wait... got it.  Burn down the forests!!

From rats and snakes to crashing planes and hate crimes - there is more than one way to say 'I love you'!  But, when all else fails... if I can't have you... wait... where did that giant penis go?

When the good times end, so do these women - and the path they take is not what it may seem.  See if you can find your way to the finish line before they do!

Our listeners know we are partial to Florida.  It has EVERYTHING... alligators, naked people, drunk people and stupid criminals - and so does this episode!

Today's episode is a reminder that you can't judge a book by its cover.  That pretty little lady may look harmless but, in reality, she is 'particularly dangerous'!

What's our favorite way to ring in the new year.... feeling superior to our favorite idiots - STUPID CRIMINALS!  We've found the best of the best so prepare to laugh off 2020 and welcome in a fresh n…

Holiday Bonus Episode!  We miss y'all too much to wait until next season...  so here's some light-hearted stories of Santas gone bad!

Join us for a stroll down a foggy memory lane as we recount stories of 'boozin' gone bad'.  Whether in the range or not - alcohol makes people do stupid things!  P.S.  Make sure to 'subscribe' to thi…

We have all been fooled by those who appear the most innocent.  These are those stories... well... except for the 'serial pooper'.  They totally looked like one of 'those' types.