Chiefs Beat Bengals: https://news.yahoo.com/super-bowl-2023-chiefs-show-its-arrowhead-not-burrowhead-beat-bengals-thanks-to-late-penalty-to-win-afc-031216256.html
Stealing Dildos: https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/30/shoplifter-caught-trying-steal-30-inch-dildo-circus-books-west-hollywood-video/
Coach Pretending to be 13: https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/31/22-year-old-coach-poses-13-year-old-jv-basketball-game/
Latto's Panties: https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/31/latto-panties-ebay-clothing-policy-violation-big-energy/
Stolen Monkeys: https://www.tmz.com/2023/01/31/dallas-zoo-missing-monkeys-found/
Tom Brady Retires Again: https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/01/tom-brady-says-hes-retiring-for-good/
Eagles Player Indicted: https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/01/eagles-josh-sills-indicted-on-rape-kidnapping-charges-days-before-super-bowl/
Popped Boob: https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/02/iinstagram-model-mary-magdalene-38j-breast-implant-bursts-pops-explodes/
Popped Chinese Balloon: https://news.yahoo.com/chinese-spy-balloon-shot-down-off-carolina-coast-194602874.html
French Pizza Making Mafioso: https://news.yahoo.com/mafia-hitman-found-working-pizza-141340788.html