Cool Girls Don't Look at Explosions

Yes, we're still doing this shit. Honestly can we just get a Mabel spinoff already?

We're back on our bullshit with part two of episode one of Walker, Texas Ranger. Back that ass up into your favorite porch rocker and get ready for more Cordell. *face palm*

We're back, baby! And more unhinged than ever! Grab your Stetson, roundhouse kick a berr from your fridge and get ready to mercilessly dunk on some toxic masculinity from the 90s!

Right before we break for two weeks, the girls wanted to bring you a very special Borgnine episode. Glo and Beth watch A Grandpa for Christmas and wax poetic about our dear Ernest.

On this week's GoBack episode, the Cool Girls travel with Stringfellow to rescue his brother, St. John, from a Laotian prison camp. But, can they save Dave Matthew's reputation in Tahlequah, Oklahoma…

On this episode, the girls watch the very last episode of Airwolf. And introduce Canada, the Jeep.

On this episode, the girls try to decide what the masculine vehicle show of our age would be. And nazis steal some shit. Again.

This week the cool girls discuss nuclear fallout and try to buy a helicopter. Stavograd part 2.

April Fools! Ben from the Last Time On Podcast stops by to discuss the Doctor Who episode "Last of the Timelords" with our Cool Girl, Laura. Find part 2 on The Who Are You? Podcast and Part 1 on The …

In this episode, the girls pitch Airwolf spinoffs and give us some Dick Van Dyke facts.

In this episode, the girls find out that you can totally use mannequins as extras in your tv show and it absolutely looks super real and not at all lame.

This week, the girls play the "hospital or money laundering front?" game.

In this episode, the cool girls celebrate the triumphant return of America! The Jeep, pitch some spinoff ideas, and ponder Italian vampires eating garlic.