Shut the F*ck Up!

We love that you’re excited to be at the sex club. We really do. But if you're in the play area talking about your colonoscopy or your kids’ soccer schedule while people are trying to fuck—you’re doing it wrong.

In this episode, we tackle one of the biggest vibe-killers at lifestyle clubs: loud-ass people treating the play area like it’s happy hour at Chili’s. From awkward overshares to unsolicited porn-director commentary, we’ve seen—and heard—it all.

This episode is a love letter from your fellow swingers trying to get off in peace.