Hydration by Proxy

Mark has a new toy, and self-describing phrases are difficult. Are gardening-based puns an email faux pas?

Mark brings Animal Crackers. He hopes to dredge up a social media campaign from Grant’s past. Lab safety makes that difficult.

Grant brings Bound and Gagged. Mark gives unhelpful answers to unnecessary questions, all for the sake of Grant getting to say “No Whammies” and “Zonk”.

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