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Your extremely competent FDA has your best interests in mind, even though Grant is baffled by how this shrimp could be tainted. Mark got a new lamp, and Grant is similarly baffled.
Mark brings Miss Pe…
Let’s make good use of that most excellent invention which Volvo gave away for free. Also, Mark went to New York.
Grant brings Shoe. He registers an official complaint with the English language.
Mark b…
Comical Start is back on the pizza podcast beat. Then, Mark has an unrelated botanical question.
Mark brings Nothing is Not Something. Grant categorizes his headwear. Mark isn’t sure how to feel about…
Grant shares his sweet and spicy relief. Mark promises he isn’t bragging. Smashing gems and seeking bananas is an excellent pastime.
Grant brings Big Nate. Enjoy a failure to describe a soft drink and…
There is no more exciting pairing than waffles and writing, except for waffles and ice cream.
Grant brings Pearls Before Swine. Mark attempts to explain a joke. Grant wants to know whose fault this is…
Your hosts discuss two local delicacies with the promise of more to come.
Mark brings Lard’s World Peace Tips. Grant struggles to read, then describes his whole water situation. He is disgusted by Mar…
An idle observation about the runtime of this podcast is followed by a marvelous idea for an improved desk accessory.
Grant brings Andy Capp. A love of silly words devolves into an anti-capitalist ran…
Mark’s mind is all a-jumble with observations and ill-defined opinions about Mario Kart World. It’s quite the introductory section yet again.
Mark brings Marmaduke. We’re once again turning back the c…
A heartwarming tale of a conquered past turns into an interrogation regarding countertop kitchen appliances.
Grant brings Sherman’s Lagoon. Listen: It’s not that hard to not make awful decisions about…
Nothing like a brisk walk on an excruciatingly hot summer evening! Mark doesn’t have central air and Grant is curious about the frequency and emotional impact of lost discs.
Mark brings The Other Coas…
Some companies are trying too hard to cater to a non-existent bell curve. Believe in us a little! We can dry clothes and make decisions like adults.
Grant brings Lucky Cow. A philosophical discussion …
You’ve waited so long, and Mark is finally able to deliver on a Solo Stove update. Get yourself in the ecosystem of a convenient flame sufficiently large for a couple of smores.
Mark brings The Daily …
Baseball, thunderstorms, strange cars, and small rooms. Oklahoma has everything!
Grant brings Berkeley Mews. What came first, the plant or the pot? Mark suggests a costly commission.
Mark brings The Ar…
Step outside for a glimpse of summer. There’s fresh furniture next to not-quite-open flames. It’s sunny with a chance of pizza.
Mark brings Too Much Coffee Man. After a brief tangent, Grant explains s…
A classic snack makes a comeback, and Mark isn’t nearly as disgusted as Grant had hoped. Warning tags are humorous and a workplace is spruced up.
Grant brings Non Sequitur. Mark doesn’t elaborate on h…
After ushering in a new technological era, Mark recaps a recent vacation. Grant has a niche bit of dirt.
Mark brings Super-Fun-Pak Comix. He looks to mine the depths of Grant’s childhood dreams. It’s …
Bureaucracy has its place, but we wish it weren’t in our lives. A harrowing tale is followed by a positive swing in the world of athletics.
Grant brings Frazz. What’s in a saying? Or is it an axiom? A…
There’s dissent among the ranks regarding food temperature yet again. Mark has traps, and Grant missed out on core childhood games.
Mark brings Spot the Frog. If you’re squeamish about mild eye injuri…
Mark is welcomed back to the spring baseball season outside of California, and Grant shares an old source of joy. Your hosts make some tentative plans.
Grant brings Breaking Cat News. Disney Channel O…