Who Wore It Better? Justice League Europe vs West Coast Avengers!

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KMac & Yek, everyone’s favorite hop-heads of haute couture, are swiggin’ away at suds and swingin’ at fashion again. This time it’s a team tussle on the catwalk with everybody’s favorite B-Squad super teams strutting with the West Coast Avengers vs. the Justice League Europe. Listen in to hear us breakdown who wore it better in the both teams’ initial 1980s kickoff arcs. You know there will be some sweet Daisy Duke’s action, but did you expect it to be on those stunning Wonderman ionic thighs?  

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Leaders: The stick shooter takes it. 
AWC: Hawkeye
JLE: Captain Atom

Initial Line-Up: JLE gots too much flava!
AWC: Mocking Bird, Tigra, Wonderman, Ironman (Rhodes & Stark), Wildcard: The Shroud?
JLE: Elongated Man (Sue Dinby coming along), Animal Man, Power Girl, Rocket Red, Metamorpho, the Flash (WW), Wildcard: Where’s Wonder Woman?

Base: Grillin’ & chillin’, West Coast 4 Life.

AWC: LA Beachfront Compound
JLE: Parisian Embassy that cannot keep out smelly Frenchmen. 

 Best Married Couple: Washout
AWC: Hank & Bobbi Barton, super spies!
JLE: Ralph & Sue Dinby, crime solvers!

Da Man: JLE’s sponsor is actually evil, not just playin’.
AWC: Janet Van Dyne, acting all Waspy.
JLE: Max Lord IV, bringing that big Hollywood production hate switcheroo. 

 Ladies Man: Wonderman ain’t play, he just crush alto.
AWC: Ironman / Wonderman
JLE: The Flash / Metamorpho

Villains: Even villains like LaLa land.
AWC: Graviton! Ultron! Grim Reaper!
JLE: Queen Bee & the Global Guardians (Even Captain Planet is hatin’)

Costumes: More skin, more shiny for the win!
AWC: Silver & Red armor! Cat thong bikini! Expedition jacket! Jorts!
JLE: Metamorpho looks kinda of fun. Nuthin’ wrong with Power Girl’s costume

 Winner:
AWC look so much finer at 5, 2, & 1 over JLE!

 Beers:
 KMAC: Nothing Lasts Forever, deBine Brewing Co., Palm Harbor, FL
Style: Berliner Weisse, 4.1% ABV, 5 IBU
Rating: Lemon sharp like Captain Atom, Blackberry flava like Tigra & Power Girl

 Yek: That New New, Solace Brewing Company, Sterling, VA
Style: IPA, 6.2% ABV
Rating: Sunny smooth as a Wonderman in jorts! 

Not Beers:
KMAC: Bud Light Lemon Lime Seltzer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, MO
Style: Hard Seltzer 6.0% ABV, 0 IBU

 Yek: Strange Beast, Sierra Nevada Brewing Co., Chico, CA
Style: Hard Kombucha, 7.0% ABV

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