The X-Men Blue/Gold Drinking Game: Who Rates Premo or Rando?

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We are a beer podcast with a comics problem. Sometimes we just like to sit back & have a classic beer while having deep thought talks like who on the X-Men Blue and Gold teams rates getting a premium party beer or whatever Morph random swill is left in the fridge from the late 90s? Listen in & toss back a couple with us as we play keep away with Cyclops’ visor & haze him that he’s going to be late for training without it. 

Beers:
Premium:
Hoegaarden, Hoegaarden Brewery Hoegaarden, Belgium
Style: Witbier , 4.9% ABV
Rating: Fancy! It’s got Egyptian stuff on it & tells you how to pour it.

Random:
Medalla Premium Light Beer, Compañía Cervecera de Puerto Rico, Mayagüez, PR
Style: Light Lager, 4.2% ABV
Rating: 10 oz can  of “Premium” methane punchiness.

Michelob Ultra, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, MO
Style: Ultra Light Lager, 4.2% ABV
Rating: Ultra must be Latin for left behind.

X-Man (Name), Beer They Rate:

Blue Team:
Cyclops (Scott Summers), Rando: Try not to drink a whole one there, dork. 

Wolverine (James Howlet), Rando: It’s his 2nd 24 pack, will he even notice?

Psylocke (Betsey Braddock), Rando: Bad beer for a broke @$$ telepath. 

Beast (Henry "Hank" McCoy), Premo: The McCoy’s have a fine brewing tradition.

Rogue  (Anna Marie), Premo: I ain’t no low class, Sugah!

Gambit            (Remy Etienne LeBeau), Premo: Mon cher, mon biere es mon ami.

Jubilee (Jubilation Lee), Rando: Got to sneak a few into the yellow trench coat when no one is looking.                           

Gold Team:
Storm (Ororro Monroe), Premo: "Goddess be praised for this gift!"

Jean Grey, Premo: We can read your mind to, Jean. Here’s a fine ale to forget Cyclops.

Angel (Warren Worthington III), Premo: Needs a beer the belongs with him up in the heavens. 

Iceman (Bobby Drake), Premo: Keep the bottles cold, Bobby, and you can have what you want.

Colossus (Piotir Rasputin), Rando: This Ultra Piwo is better than my Babushka’s Kvass!

Bishop (Lucas Bishop), Rando: If He ever had his hands guns free, maybe you could get a good beer.

Party Crashers:                        
Professor X (Charles Xavier), Premo: “This beer reminds of that time in Marrakech…”

Forge, Premo: Can he turn the bottles into a hand?

Banshee (Sean Cassidy), Premo: “Save your swill for lads, lass”

Magneto (All the names), Premo: “Pahh, The beer caps are only for the Master of Magnetism to command!”

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