The Super Superman Battle Bowl

Send us a text

Beer, Nachos, & Blowouts! You think the “Big Game”, we think Super Superman Bowl! KMac & Yek have dawned their beer can straw hats and giant Krytponian foam fingers to breakdown Supes 5 best fights of all time per clickbait sites. Crack open a can  & get a ring side seat:  

• Yek: “What about Doomsday?”
• KMac: “Oh, there they go! There they go! Every time I start talking about Superman, a Batman fan gotta pull Doomsday outta their @$$! That's they one! That's they one! Doomsday! Doomsday! Lemme tell you something once & for all! Doomsday was good, but compared to Superman, Doomsday ain't s***!
• Yek: “He beat Superman's @$$!”

• Superman vs Doomsday - Superman #74-75 (1992)  

Doomsday crashes to earth all Steampunk, plows through crap JLA (“Bloodwynd!”, KMac), transforms to all Road Warrior vibing Humungus, makes Guy Gardner’s face all puffy, & beats Supes to a pulp dying in each other sweet, sweet loving embrace.

Winner: Doomsday

•  Superman vs Batman - Batman The Dark Knight Returns #4 (1986)

We all know this one. Old man Batman outsmarts and bashes Ma & Pa Kent’s boy into the Gotham dirt. How come it’s so easy to clean up Crime Alley? How did Supes Vs. Batman include this fight, the Doomsday fight, & Wonder Woman then turn out that s*** celluloid?
Winner: Batman

• Superman vs Darkseid - Superman/Batman #13 (2004)

Doomsday all kills new Supergirl, Supes gets all #sadfaced, & then trashes Darkseid from the Kansas windows to the Source Walls. To blood drip down Darkseid’s palls? 

Winner: Supes

• Superman(s) Vs. Superboy (Prime) - Infinite Crisis #6-7 (2006)

Superboy gets #emo & proceeds to whale on the whole DC Universe. KMac, “Damn, he punched that guy into blood mist!”. 2 Supermen, the whole GL Corps with squished face Guy Gardner, & everyone else who can fly, presumably Bloodwynd included, are needed to slow down #angsty Superboy. 
Winner: Superboy

• Superman Vs. Ali - Superman Vs. Muhammad Ali (1978)    

Aliens, the Scrubbs, come to earth to inspire great songs by TLC & get earth’s greatest champions to fight. Ali teaches Supes the sweet science, but it does no good when Ali typewriter punches him so hard stardust Jor-El feels it. 

Winner: Ali

 Beers:
KMAC: Apocalypse Party Club, Wild Mind Ales, Minneapolis, MN 
Style: Smoothie-style Sour Ale, 4.5% ABV
Rating: Superboy punching through Doom Patrolers punch tasty.

Yek: Tall, Dark, & Handsome, Brookeville Beer Farm, Brookeville, MD
Style: Schwarzbier, 6.28% ABV
Rating: Muhammed Ali, the greatest tall, dark, and handsome, KOing Kal-El.

Hit us up at Email: [email protected], Twitter: @CBCO_Podcast, or Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/comicbooks_coldones/