The 12 Days of Hawkeye-Mas, Part 1

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12 Days of Hawkeye-mas! – Part 1

 The holiday season has hit like a purple adamantium tip arrow to our festive hearts and we just have to sing…..but to do that we really need to have some beers. To help fill your heart with holiday trick arrows & help you follow along with Hawkeye on Disney+, this year KMac & Yek will be singing down the 12 days of Hawkeye-mas. Sing along with the catchiest holiday Christmas Bow-men lyrics! Perhaps if you sing joyful enough Jack Black Trick Shot will make a guest appearance under your Hawkeye-mas tree.   

Carol theme: All things Hawkeye! The numbers are perfect. Don’t doubt you nit picky comic Scrooges! 

 Carol Verse: On the “#” day of Hawekeye-mas, DC Marvel Comics gave to me: 

 Lyric:

·         A Dog with a pizza slice: Lucky the Pizza Dog

·         2 Crime Mentors: Swordsman (Jacques Duquesne), Trick Shot (Buck Chisholm)

·         3 Dead Bartons: Hawkeyes Bio-Family Members: Harold Barton (Father), Edith Barton (Mom), Barney Barton (Bro, 2nd Trickshot)

·         4 Dying Hawks: Times Hawkeye has died or sorta died: End of the Kree Skrull War, Onslaught, Wanda killed Disassembled, Ultron smashed What If? Show.

·         5 $hitty Jobs: Event the world’s greatest artist has to earn a buck: Roustabout – Carson Carnival of Traveling Wonders, Performer – Keibler Circus, Head of Security – Cross Technologies Enterprises, Agent – World Counter-terrorism Agency (WCA), Agent – S.H.I.E.L.D.

·         6 Threads a-gearin; Hawkeye’s snazzy duds: Classic, Tunic, Battle Armor, Tactical, Ronin (Honorable mention: Goliath suspender onsie)

Beers:
KMAC: Adoptable Lager, Motorworks Brewing, Bradenton, FL
Style: Golden Lager, 4.9% ABV, 24 IBUs
Rating: Totally an adoptable pizza dog

Yek: N’ice Chouffe, Brasserie d'Achouffe, Houffalize, Belgium
Style: Belgian Strong Dark Ale, 10% ABV
Rating: Circus Tunic Archer with a strong D Arrow 

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