Bee…Cider Run!: Cryptids & Cold Ones - Live at Capitol Cider House

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Still on the road and in the barstools, KMac and Yek switch it up this episode covering more of the cellared c’s with ciders and cryptids. Listen as we fine apple drink ourselves through the great offerings at the Capitol Cider House in Washington, DC and go hunting for all the weird, scary creatures in the Capitol region that don’t dwell in the big domed building on the east of the National Mall (Wink, Wink, know what we mean). Yek-ulder and Dr. KMac-ully break down the truth and fantasy behind those grainy critter videos and photos. The high-test apple brandy in no way influences our scientific scrutiny. Do you Beliv—rink?

Thanks to the core crew at Capitol Cider House for hosting us!

Cryptids: 

·         Snallygaster: Flying bird with a giant glowing eye with tentacle iron claws that sounds like a locomotive. Best call in Teddy Roosevelt to shoot that sh*t! (KMac: Partial real; Yek: 100% legit monster!)

·         Dewayo (Hexenwolf): F’ you, Snally! Stop eating my chickens and harassing my Amish homies. Now you gone and made us archnemesises. (KMac: Big dogs or wolves; Yek: 100% legit monster!)

·         Chessie, The Chesapeake Bay Monster: Thank you 1980s grainy camcorder technology of something popping up and down in the bay. Now we get to go crabbin’ and Chessin’ every summer. (KMac: Probably a manatee; Yek: 100% legit monster)

·         Monogy (Devil Dogs/Hellbender): Nothing scarier to limey Red Coast than a half-man, half-fish-zard. I swam on down from West Va! (KMac: Obviously, Cryptobranchus alleganiensis; Yek:  Ain’t no such thing as Cryptobranchus alleganiensis)

Ciders:

The Year-Round Hits:

·         Capitol Cuvee, Dry Cider, 6.9%. Good.

·         Capitol Rosé, Dry Rosé Cider, 6.9%. Bonne Good. 

·         Life’s a Peach, Dry Peach Cider, 6.9%. Fruity Good.

 The Special Hits:

·         The Gobbler, Dry Festive Cider, 6.9%. Turkey Good.

·         Pippin, 6.5%. Cidery Good.

·         Concord, 6.2%. Welch’s Good.

 Hard Hittin’ Hits:

·         North Columbia GoldRush, Bourbon barrel-aged Pommeau, 16.9%.  Yek good!

·         North Columbia Pink Lady, Rye whiskey barrel-aged Pommeau, 16.3%. KMac good!

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