Clarify it Bitch
Join two opposite friends-one married and one single in their 40s—as they tackle life, love, and parenting with humor and real talk.
- Update frequency
- every 6 days
- Average duration
- 29 minutes
- Episodes
- 18
- Years Active
- 2024 - 2025
E18: We Grew Up Believing WHAT?! CLARIFIED
From the fear of quicksand to the mystery of the five-second rule, the hosts are unpacking the wild (and hilarious) myths we believed as kids. Did gum really take 7 years to digest? Could cracking yo…
00:24:40 |
Mon 21 Apr 2025
E17: Who Doesn't Love a Blindfold CLARIFIED
Daryan reflects on turning 45 and what it really means to grow older. From letting go of expectations to embracing where she is now, this episode is all about the beauty, the struggles, and the surpr…
00:20:01 |
Mon 14 Apr 2025
E16: Wait Attempted Murder?! CLARIFIED
A mom’s gut tells her something’s off—and she discovers her daughter is secretly dating a much older man with attempted murder charges. Daryan shares a scary dating story of her own, reminding us all…
00:27:01 |
Mon 07 Apr 2025
E15: Obsessed... and Over It CLARIFIED
In today’s episode, Daryan and Michelle chat about five things they love and five things they hate. This fun, seasonal episode explores everything from the silly to the slightly deep—because what we …
00:33:51 |
Mon 31 Mar 2025
E14: Find My Boundaries: The Truth About Location Sharing CLARIFIED
Let’s get into it—location sharing. Why are we all dropping pins and tracking each other like it’s a full-time job? In this episode, we unpack the real reasons we share our locations with kids, partn…
00:24:14 |
Mon 24 Mar 2025
E13: Stop Snacking on BS
Ever dealt with someone who keeps you on the hook with just enough attention to keep you interested, but never truly follows through? Or maybe you’ve found yourself questioning your own reality becau…
00:25:43 |
Mon 10 Mar 2025
E12: Lies, Lies, Lies CLARIFIED
Daryan and Michelle are calling BS on the lies we all tell ourselves—like “I’ll start Monday,” “I don’t have time,” and the classic “I’m fine” (girl, no you’re not). From procrastination to thinking …
00:31:05 |
Mon 03 Mar 2025
E11: Lean on me Bitch CLARIFIED
In this episode of Clarify It, Bitch, hosts Daryan and Michelle dive into the wild world of building your personal “village”—that trusty crew of friends, family, and colleagues who keep you sane and …
00:30:50 |
Mon 24 Feb 2025
E10: Filtered Reality CLARIFIED
In this episode, we get real about the double-edged sword that is social media. We talk about how it connects us, builds businesses, and entertains—but also how it fuels addiction, FOMO, and unrealis…
00:31:09 |
Mon 17 Feb 2025
E9: Love Languages CLARIFIED
Y’all, we all thought we had this love language thing figured out—words of affirmation, acts of service, gifts, quality time, and physical touch. Easy, right? WRONG. Because the internet said, “Hold …
00:35:32 |
Mon 10 Feb 2025
E8: 40 is a F*cking Vibe CLARIFIED
What’s the deal with turning 40? In this episode, Daryan and Michelle get real (and a little sassy) about aging, relationships, self-care, and ditching the pressure to have it all figured out. From b…
00:36:42 |
Mon 03 Feb 2025
E7: The Ick CLARIFIED
This week, the hosts tackle “the ick” – those cringeworthy habits and behaviors that instantly kill the vibe. From shirtless mirror selfies and socks staying on during sex to loud chewing and unneces…
00:29:32 |
Mon 27 Jan 2025
E6: Snail Slime, Solo Time and Saying No CLARIFIED
This week on Clarify It Bitch: The self-care game is all about naps and massages, facials, Reiki, and a no-booze glow-up. From snail slime skincare to solo playtime (yes, THAT kind), we’re spilling a…
00:34:46 |
Tue 21 Jan 2025
E5: Married Young, Sleeping Solo
In this episode, Michelle and Daryan get real about marriage! Michelle spills the tea on getting married at 18, the ups and down, and why compromise is basically a full-time job. From owning up on be…
00:31:04 |
Mon 13 Jan 2025
E4: Dumpster Fire Dating: Adventures in Your 40s
In this episode, Daryan spills the tea on her online dating adventures, including a jaw-dropping story about a man with a pending arrest who thought it was the perfect time to talk about his high sex…
00:27:57 |
Mon 06 Jan 2025
E3: The New Year CLARIFIED
In this episode of Clarify It, Bitch, Daryan and Michelle dive into hilarious New Year traditions—like shoving money in your pockets, eating 12 grapes without choking, and sitting under tables to man…
00:32:59 |
Mon 30 Dec 2024
E2: To Swap or Not to Swap CLARIFIED
On this episode of Clarify It, Bitch! Daryan and Michelle dive into holiday traditions, from the hilarious confusion over “Dirty Santa” to their love for sentimental gift-giving. They chat about when…
00:28:47 |
Sat 21 Dec 2024
E1: Your New Best Bitches CLARIFIED
In the debut episode of Clarify It Bitch, hosts Daryan and Michelle introduce themselves and share their vision for the podcast. Daryan, a divorced single mom of two boys with a corporate career, and…
00:22:50 |
Sat 21 Dec 2024
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