You’ve seen the ads. “We’ll build your business for you while you sleep. No experience needed. Just sit back and watch the money roll in.” Right. And I’ve got a teleporting coffee maker that runs on buzzwords and broken promises.
The pitch is always the same. Slick visuals, vague success claims, and a countdown clock trying to guilt you into clicking before your brain catches up. These DFY systems love to promise the world and deliver… maybe a WordPress theme with clip art. If that.