Season 1, Episode 3

The third episode Cheerful Despair has arrived, this one subtitled "There are just too many things for all of them to be things at once".

In this episode of David Candy and David F Porteous's yet-to-be-award-winning podcast:

• The global conspiracy about vaccines


• Powering through with a mix of Nespresso and Cialis


• For every day that I grew a beard I had less of a home


• E.T. suffered from Stockholm syndrome


• Paranoid and frightened all the time, and very, very needy


• Pandas are useless

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