Why do girls love cats and horses? (Action Comics #334!)

Heterosexual (and father of pre-teen girl) Jake joins us for our first 80-PAGE GIANT celebrating the Maid of Might, Supergirl! Her arrival on Earth! Her cruel banishment to Midvale Orphanage! Her callous disregard for scientific protocol! Her obsessive horse dreams! Join us - or don't. Like teen girls, we JUST DON'T CARE THAT MUCH