Piñata Fairy Tale: A Satire of the Evansville Common Council Set to Birdsong

Piñata Fairy Tale: A Satire of Evansville Common Council

This satire exists to mock the hubris of comparing the hardship of high utility bills to sitting on ass listening to people demand change.


In Spring 2022, Councilman Ron Beane said that the Evansville Common Council is "not a piñata." Indeed, it is not. While I don't know if they are full of candy, I do know that their defensiveness in response to pointed public comment about high utility bills indicates at least one guilty conscience in existence amongst the Common Councilors.


And what is a fairy tale without a fairy and villains? "Piñata Fairy Tale" has all of that, including an Energy Company that buys corpses--even a half-corpse.


Here is my public comment at the Evansville Common Council from March 28, 2022:



Since you Common Councilors don't respond well to non-fiction accounts of hardship, ALLOW me to tell you a fairy tale....