Can You Don't?
Can You Don't? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.
- Update frequency
- every 7 days
- Average duration
- 85 minutes
- Episodes
- 169
- Years Active
- 2022 - 2025
Can You Don't? | Brain Box. Speedo. Flamboyant. Flip an Egg.
Bryan is so close to shoving something in his butthole. Let's talk about that, the embarrassment of getting stuck in a tube slide as a grown-ass man, why can't we put whatever little pictures we want…
01:31:59 |
Wed 03 Sep 2025
Can You Don't? | Terrified. Canadian Elk. Random. Pizza?
I think we all know that feeling when you just NEED to have a drink... but I'm not sure if stopping for beer while on your way to the hospital with your wife after you just shot her is ever a good ti…
01:30:59 |
Wed 27 Aug 2025
Can You Don't? | Baywatch Boobs. Oven Door. Chiropractic. Nipper.
The future of relationships is going to be a little nutty. Imagine being with someone who only caters to your wants, needs, and world view... it's going to be hard to stay with a real person who chal…
01:26:23 |
Wed 20 Aug 2025
Can You Don't? | Gerbil Cannon. Napkin Chair. Gold. T-bone Steak.
Imagine all the things you purchase while out and about in your neck of the woods. Now imagine if the only way to purchase those things required you winning them via a claw machine. Let's talk about …
01:33:49 |
Wed 13 Aug 2025
Can You Don't? | Hockey Stick. Soap Bar. Dinner. Lalalalala.
Planet Fitness may not be the last place you'd expect to see a naked man running around in the ceiling, but it's probably pretty damn close. Let's talk about that, being high as f-word on weed gummie…
01:22:01 |
Wed 06 Aug 2025
Can You Don't? | Putin. Music Bingo. Nest. Pencil Party.
We're not doctors by any means, but something tells us that muting a patient's vital signs because the beeping is interrupting your game of music bingo isn't a good idea. Let's talk about that, arres…
01:28:53 |
Wed 30 Jul 2025
Can You Don't? | Stick Butt. Glass Shard. Centaur. Fun House.
Fashion is a funny thing. And chimps are taking it to a whole new level! Let's talk about that, adding lead-based paint to school lunches for some reason and getting hundreds of kids sick, an AI band…
01:29:22 |
Wed 23 Jul 2025
Can You Don't? | Lazy Susan. Medication. Bladder. Kit Kat.
Is it just a 90's kid thing or is something wrong with us? But every time we imagine something spinning we can't help but think about the Goddamn Gravitron! Let's talk about that, an awkward time to …
01:29:38 |
Wed 16 Jul 2025
Can You Don't? | Tin Cans. Garbage Man. Etiquette. Nude Beach.
We all know the ol' tin can and string telephone trick, yeah? What if that was your only form of communication regardless of the distance? Let's talk about that, jumping off a cruise ship to save you…
01:27:23 |
Wed 09 Jul 2025
Can You Don't? | Penis Fingers. Boomerang. Lid. Robot Boxing.
Sometimes someone's name just fits who they are and what they do, right? So when you find out what Patches Magickbeans did... you'll have that same "that checks out" type of feeling. Let's talk about…
01:44:02 |
Wed 02 Jul 2025
Can You Don't? | Snort. Sketch Artist. Gerty. Male Escort.
When you think of jobs Bryan could possibly have in this world... would you ever imagine courtroom sketch artist?! BECAUSE IT F**KING HAPPENED. Let's talk about that, snorting liquid poop off your mo…
01:35:11 |
Wed 25 Jun 2025
Can You Don't? | Counterfeit. Costco. Floppy. Gaping Goose.
Did you know that there's a bunch of people out there showing up to airports thinking their Costco card is an acceptable form of ID? That's silly. Let's talk about that, taking a trip to the Gaping G…
01:29:47 |
Wed 18 Jun 2025
Can You Don't? | Fake Job. Golden Ticket. Suffered Walrus. The Letter B.
Half marathon? Hard. Full marathon? Very Hard. Ultra Marathon? Insanely hard. Ultra marathon while breastfeeding a baby and still managing to win your division? WHAT IN THE F**K?!?! Let's talk about …
01:35:59 |
Wed 11 Jun 2025
Can You Don't? | Turd Throw. Shoey. Popeye’s. News Baby.
AHHHHHH!!! THREE YEARS ALREADY?! You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for all the support over the last few years. Hopefully you enjoy this FLONG'ED out episode to celebrate three years of utter n…
02:11:13 |
Wed 04 Jun 2025
Can You Don't? | ***FREE BONUS PREVIEW*** Holding Cell. Harrison. Finger. Oh, Crazy.
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There's only so many ways to make a pickle... pretty sure that's all you need to know. Let's tal…
02:25:15 |
Wed 28 May 2025
Can You Don't? | Woodpecker. Fertilize. Murphy. Antivenom.
What position did you play?! Let's talk about that, the implications of having one arm that's an entire foot longer than your other arm, lonely people caring way too much about their Roomba vacuums, …
01:34:16 |
Wed 21 May 2025
Can You Don't? | Farm Noises. Dry Toes. Violence. Shipwreck.
IT'S SIMPLE. DO YOU WANT A GUN AND DRY TOES, OR NO GUN AND WET TOES?! Let's talk about that, how much would it cost to have a peacock as a pet, trying to convince your partner that your favorite show…
01:32:25 |
Wed 14 May 2025
Can You Don't? | Soda Space. Mount Fuji. Moms. Tarantula.
If your car was stolen from your driveway and you just happen to find the exact same car you had stolen posted for sale online 70 miles away... would that raise any red flags? Or would you just be pu…
01:28:05 |
Wed 07 May 2025
Can You Don't? | Popcorn. Catholic. Electric. Survival Wiener.
What would you do if you were babysitting, the kid you're babysitting asked you to check under the bed for monsters, then when you do check there's a FUCKING PERSON ACTUALLY UNDER THE BED?! Let's tal…
01:41:06 |
Wed 30 Apr 2025
Can You Don't? | Meth. Slug Shoes. Bad Girlfriend. Fabric Seats.
Is there anything more romantic than having some sloppy anal sex next a pile of used heroine needles? Let's talk about that, how fun it would be to be buried alive, using a dead mouse to stop a co-wo…
01:39:51 |
Wed 23 Apr 2025
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