Vacations before kids were margaritas, bikinis, and questionable decisions. Vacations with kids? Hours in a mom-mobile that smells like Goldfish, 47 bathroom stops, and sand in places sand should never be. In this episode, we’re breaking down the brutal reality of the ‘family beach trip’ — from overpacking like you’re moving to another country, to hotel room chaos, to the fantasy that this is somehow relaxing. Spoiler: it’s just parenting in a hotter, sandier location. Buckle up, moms — we’re hitting the highway to hell… also known as the family vacation.