WWBD (AKA What Would Brian Do AKA CoS) Season 2, Episode 4: A Roasting With Twizzlers (November 2 2008)

An ultimately uncomfortable hostage situation might be a roasting if the roastee wasn’t wearing Twizzler handcuffs. Then, with the US of A Presidential election just two days away, several callers throw their hats into the ring.

• A song: “Welcome Home Brian”


• Caller Phil asks Brian for love advice


• Patent of the Week: A Water Pipe for Female Stimulation


• Nathan calls in for President, running on a platform of nutrition (eliminating fried salad) and cryogenically freezing all Russians (after cooking them delicious meals)


• A song: “The Dancing Cop”


• A discussion: “What’s Your Favorite Word” (What are you up to on Tuesday)


• Bobby presents his ‘Roids chip


• Drunk in the Bathroom, Again (the plumber)


• Poem by Brion Gysin


• And on and on …

You’re all tied up in Episode Four.