Eat Some Salmonite (AKA CoS) Season 2, Episode 5: A Safari (November 9 2008)

Potentially the best CoS of the pack.  A safari (emphasis on the tiger) is commercialized and underwritten until WZBC management threatens to bring the show down:

• Welcome Beth you safari guide you, take us on a hay rack ride through the jungle (Bobby will drive the tractor)


• Commercial: Dan Bellow’s will send you printer paper with an interactive CD on what to do with it (recipes? term papers?)


• Commercial: people who have nut allegies need to stay away from nuts (and people who like them)


• Sean calls in with some fantastic tiger poems


• Commercial: Baby Hypnosis


• Beth wonders what tigers are thinking and wonders what we’ll see on the safari while Ilana calls in


• Commercial: Clam Top Bitterinos (go bitter)


• Bobby drives us deep into the jungle with baby elephants and baby tigers


• Commercial: Feline Higher Ed


• Commercial: Super Sacks (big ol’ bags)


• An amazing tiger psychic reveals that being a tiger psychic means having a lay with tigers (spooning?)


• Commercial: Eat Some Salmonite


• Commecial: Birds are Jerks


• Uh oh — the WZBC promotions director calls in and tells us we shouldn’t be advertising and underwriting.


• Commercial: Ballet for Boys


• Commercial: Jim’s Bucket


• A caller gives us tiger facts: weretigers, tigers on cereal boxes, dolphins less awesome than tigers


• Commercial: Maced and Tazed


• A call from an ad exec who threatens to pull her ad for Clam Top Bitterinos


• Commercial: Vince Vaughn is the cutest pumpkin ever (believe us)


• Commercial: Eat Vanilla Dickle


• Commercial: Eat Chocsplosion


• Ad exec back on the line with Hot Hot Bad Boy Bobby and hangs up during the Clam Top Bitterinos ad


• Commercial: Eat Carrots and Corn (the Wind of Change Bellows with the Best of Them)


• Commercial: Think You Can Be Less of a Jerkface and Figure Out this To-Do List?


• More from the WZBC Promotions Guy


• A call from Mary Baker Eddy digresses into palindromes


• Commercial: Nell Glass wants you to help the environment by eliminating your wasteful double-lettered name


• Commercial: Liztus, a crazy cactus lizard juice


• The safari picks back up with the parronkey (parrot monkey) and Bobby tells a story about a dog peeing on a tree before a surprise prehistoric visitor prematurely ends the safari


• Commercial: “Helmet Helmet”, a child’s poem brought to you by the Helmet Association of America


• Commercial: Puddles, Ducks, Plants, Bees


• The dandyman calls in and instigates a singalong that leads to a capital crime


• Beth is underwritten by the Sexual Awareness Council


• Commercial: Nastlie, the sexiest baby formula out there


• Commercial: the Meat Star, the most delicious-looking star in the sky


• A call from Tommy Dickie jumps through a hoop of the hoop and Bobby has a falling out with most everyone before Ferris Bueller gets remade at the end of the show


• And much more exploding stuff that explodes all over the airwaves

Tiger elephant monkey monkey hamster tiger show.