Ep. 59: "Today's one of those CYNICAL DOOM DAYS" | BS with Brian Simpson

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Cameron Sexton lies about residence

Enron: Smartest Guys in the Room

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1016268/

“Couple beheaded themselves with homemade guillotine in ritual sacrifice, police in India say”

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/india-couple-behead-themselves-homemade-guillotine-hindu-ritual-human-sacrifice/

“The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is now so huge and permanent that a coastal ecosystem is thriving on it, scientists say“

https://www.cnn.com/2023/04/17/world/plastic-pollution-ocean-ecosystems-intl-climate/index.html

Mushroom therapy

NAD+

Albert Einstein got high

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/professor-erika-lopez-prater-sues-hamline-university-minnesota-prophet-muhammad/

Is Rob a Leaf-eating hippie?

Anti-Trans bills proliferating throughout US

“What about the kids?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOe3siDAyJA&ab_channel=HouseofHope

Music: Griff Parker, "Striped Cadillac"

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