Two brothers improvise stories by playing the card game 'Once Upon a Time'
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New episodes on the 15th of every month. That schedule may change slightly if a global cyber attack breaks the internet since we'd need to mail you new episodes on USB drives and we haven't fully tested that system yet.
Our best recommendations for new listeners:
Mark - The Sunrise Wall, Sonny and Rayne, The Master and the Nose
Geoff - The Truth is Out There, Sonny and Rayne, Tell Her Teller
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A six year-old boy discovers a remarkable ability but struggles to navigate being different from everyone else.
Season 3, Episode 6
Geoff cards played - Child, Breathing water, Stepmother, Parting ways…
A staggeringly huge wall separates day from night, and rich from poor, on a planet that’s tidally locked with its star.
Season 3, Episode 5
Geoff cards played - Wall, Netherworld, Old Person, Drifter, …
A trio of British rockers may need to cancel their stadium show after their lead singer is arrested.
Season 3, Episode 4
Geoff cards played - Sleeping, Beautiful, Flowers, Very Strong, Drowning, Cottag…
In dire need of cash, a hobby shop that sells ships in bottles hosts a community event.
Season 3, Episode 3
Geoff cards played - Old Person, Beach, Unfinished, Meeting, A door creaks
Mark cards played -…
Hey bro. Yeah brah? Josh told me he was a vampire. Cool let’s go drink.
Content Warning: Language
Season 3, Episode 2
Geoff cards played - Fish, Aurora borealis, Very strong, Drowning, Polar bear, This …
Turns out people are bad at keeping secrets.
Content Warning: Language
Season 3, Episode 1
Geoff cards played - Treasure, shovel, thief, toxic, long-lost, leprechaun, truce
Mark cards played - Stars, sta…
Early one morning a hiker sees an unbelievably amazing creature, but he has trouble convincing his friends it was real.
Season 2, Episode 15
Geoff cards played - Rainbow, crazy, frost, hideout
Mark c…
A goat and a troll are road tripping to a wedding. Also, Lawrence is there too.
Season 2, Episode 14
Geoff cards played - Road, wicked, this can fly, meeting, long lost, husband or wife, window
Mark …
A lunch lady with a yearning to cook higher quality food. A blind principal with an excellent sense of smell. And a brave kid with a penchant for troublemaking.
Season 2, Episode 13
Geoff cards playe…
A quirky mystery is afoot for the Joseph Family Private Detective Service.
Season 2, Episode 12
Geoff cards played - Cottage, private detective, treasure, youngest, found, stolen, tavern
Mark cards p…
An arguably sociopathic drifter confesses his sins to a priest.
Content warning: Dark themes
Season 2, Episode 11
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A young girl wishes upon a shooting star.
Season 2, Episode 10
Mark cards played - Stars, wicked, hard work, unconscious, clothes, jealous, this is revealed
Geoff cards played - Happy, underwater, mo…
A group of kids at a sleepover are told by an evil fairy that if they fall asleep before dawn they'll die.
Content warning: Dark moments relating to violence
Season 2, Episode 9
Mark cards played - T…
A young real estate agent finds out the house she's trying to sell is already occupied.
Season 2, Episode 8
Geoff cards played - swamp, hideout, boastful, window, blind
Mark cards played - swamp, doo…
A battered town accustomed to fending off monsters is presented with an impossibly massive problem.
Season 2, Episode 7
Mark cards played - Wall, knight, old person, dreaming, husband or wife, river,…
A mayor hires fireguards to protect his city. It does not go well.
Season 2, Episode 6
Geoff cards played - Fire, guard, city, a well, night, gift
Mark cards played - Escaping, fish, cottage, orphan,…
A family returns from vacation to find that all the plants in their garden have been stolen by one of their neighbors.
Season 2, Episode 5
Geoff cards played - Garden, stolen, planning, toys, found, …
After the Titanic sinks, a rich survivor tries to make friends with the people in his life raft.
Content warning: References to child abuse
Season 2, Episode 4
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Two teenagers start doing... *whispers* drugs.
Content warning: Drug use
Season 2, Episode 3
Mark cards played - Lost, spell, happy, far away, cursed, wealthy, kitchen
Geoff cards played - Swamp, mon…