What Price Beauty

From baby Botox to chin lifts, Morpheus laser and yellow dragon fruit, we’re covering how far we’ll go for beauty this week, Dear Listener. And believe you me, you’ll never guess the next thing Melissa’s putting in her mouth. 

Plus, a travel update on Ethan has him visiting a war zone, then lying to Missy about his illusion of safety (consequently expanding the war zone radius). 

Meanwhile, in North Carolina, there’s graduation, pervert training, and yet another Costa Rican toileting update.

(S the F up.)