Didn't take 'em long did it?
Led by the principled and honest as the day is long PM, the Tories have reverted to type and are making the Major-era lot of the early 90s look like a convent coach trip by comparison.
But it's not all bad news - you don't have to be a captain of industry in order to give the PM a bell, his mobile number's been out there on the web since 2006 so why not let him know how you feel about his less than transparent business dealings.
Just call 07831 6...
Well, we weren't going to make it that easy.
https://tinyurl.com/LyingTory
Anyway, we hate to say we told you so, but..well..
Also in the news, Murdoch's Office of Propaganda has discovered that it'll cost them a fortune to beam right wing crap into the nation's homes every night so they're going online instead - poor the Rupert..
https://www.theguardian.com/media/2021/apr/27/rupert-murdoch-scales-back-plan-for-news-uk-tv-channel
Say hi to Alex from us, won't you.