What, it's 2021?
Sorry - we forgot to set the alarm and the dog ate our homework..or something.
Anyway, WE'RE BACK, whether you like it or not.
Bingo is still getting over the actual COVID but fortunately seems none the worse for the experience.
Other than that, anything else happened while we were away?
Oh yes, Trump's gone (cue Hallelujah Chorus).
So join the 3 hairy-arsed hominids in celebrating the end of the reign of the Moron-in-Chief and welcoming in what we hope will be a less 'interesting' incumbent.
Best of luck Joe Biden, you're going to need it.
Right, carry on..