Brassmonkeez Episode 7 - 230920

And then there were three.

Yes, this week, Monkeez One and Two are joined by number Three.

The unholy trinity is complete!

(Cue maniacal laughter/chimp noises)

Join the terrible trio as they pick apart the UK's faltering Test & Trace system, scrutinise Trumps's claim to have solved Middle East peace (spolier alert - he hasn't) and speculate on the nursing history of a nanny-fixated old Etonian (bucket, quickly..QUICKLY).

Sorry, that's better, where were we..?

Oh yes, mercifully it's not all unpleasantness, so don your rose-tinted specs and travel back to a time where the Rubik's Cube was frustrating the hell out of the world, the Mercury Maze was putting toxic metals on the desktops of execs (and in the pockets of schoolkids) a hayfever-plagued ghost kept popping on and off our screens and we strained to hear the latest pop tunes through the medium wave mush.

How to do The Cube (without peeling off the stickers):

https://www.wired.com/story/how-to-so...

Toxic toys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01wu8...

https://collections.vam.ac.uk/item/O1...

"If your mansion house needs haunting..":

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRf9...

"On 208 Metres, it's.."

https://nostalgiacentral.com/music/ar...

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/brex...

You can fling metaphorical monkey merde at us by the usual means:

Twitter: @brassmonkeez

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Toodle pip!