Boys of Tech 065: Anything's good most of the time

The Courier and Slate tablets won't be released to market, the new Joojoo tablet, Google asks for an extension over the Groggle trade-mark dispute, Internet Explorer 9 will natively support H.264, Facebook hacker rumoured to be in New Zealand is not in New Zealand, Javascript performance in Chrome 5 Beta, non-Latin domains activated, text messages on the Telecom network arrive scrambled.