Mars Or Bust: Elon’s Starlink Shenanigans & Martian Daydreams”

What’s the plan—run from Earth before we fix our emotions? Bob’s barking about Elon Musk’s Mars fantasies while Vera sips sarcasm and explains why Starlink might cause more headaches than hope.

This isn’t just a space race—it’s a full-blown planetary identity crisis.

🎧 Featuring emotional constipation, Martian Wi-Fi, and why no amount of rocket fuel can replace actual self-awareness.

👩‍🚀 Take the emotional clarity quiz below and figure out if you’re truly ready for liftoff—or just trying to escape your feelings.

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