RUN DIDDY RUN

Satire

“BREAKING: Diddy has escaped from jail—live on the air. No warning, no press release, just one smooth sidesteps and a sprint to TD Jakes Home.”

The studios in meltdown, the news desk’s spinning, and we’re broadcasting every second of it. Button down the hatches, crank the volume, and witness the most stylish jailbreak in broadcast history.

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