Bird Bones

S1E22 Trapped on someones else's property, with no cellphone reception, and the sun going down. Curt begins to wonder if the Christmas money is really worth it. Also the GTA VI jiggle physics and car…

S1E21 This is the best day ever, at least for Curtis as he hides a three week long project from his professor just to reveal it to the class in the most theatrical way he knows how. Then Jason tries …

S1E20 After an ambitious episode about visual effects fails, the boys rely on a previously unreleased story from an abandoned Bird Bones to hold you over in the meantime. Hopefully we can get the epi…

S1E19 It's time the boys atone for their sins. Curt apparently used to dry himself off like in the cartoons and Jason is a habitual speed demon, even on horseback. Once the boys get back on topic and…

S1E18 After an unconventional round of Pretty Pretty Princess, Curt ends up permanently scaring one of his cousins. Then the boys talk about "the good ole days" and how "they don't make 'em like they…

S1E17 A young and intimidated Curt accidentally sells an uncooked Little Caesar's pizza to a hard working single mother. Then, Jason goes to a halloween party to eat some barbecue but his plans are f…

S1E16 In a town without a name, Jason must prove his guitar skills to join what could be his next band. After buying new sound equipment, learning new songs, and practicing vigorously, it only took o…

S1E14 A bad time at Chili's leads Jason to get revenge on a toddler then Curt tries to help a stranger by following them home. But before the boys can realize the error of their ways and change for t…

S1E13 A stranger breaks Curt's driver side mirror on his beloved Crown Vic and he tries to fix it with super glue. I think you can already guess how well that goes for him. Then the boys are each gra…

S1E12 Curt recites an original poem that subtly reveals why he hasn't been back to the dermatologist. Jason dreams of Latvians and the death of Marty McFly. Then the boys argue which state has the wo…

S1E11 A group of homeless people relocate a destroyed Challenger which gives Curt a new found respect for them. But then Jason recalls a time when a homeless person did the most diabolical thing a st…

S1E10 Jason hires hires a lawyer through an iPhone app and is somehow surprised when it results in a warrant for his arrest. Curt incidentally proves Toyota right by recklessly driving after playing …

S1E9 Where do boogers go after you flick them? Unfortunately, Jason and Curt know exactly where they end up. Jason's car malfunctions to make him look like a jerk at a fast food joint and Curt's car …

S1E8 A neighbor ignorantly trusts Jason to watch his dogs while he's away and ends up paying the price for it. Curt is also tasked with a similarly crappy situation but handles it much worse. Jason d…

S1E7 A suspicious lump on his sack sends Curt to the ball doctor, where a professional fondles him. Jason plans a heist to profit off of the Make a Wish foundation. And then the boys combine their br…

S1E5 Was it just bad luck or was it negligence? Either way, don't leave your child with Jason anytime soon. Curt then describes the best time of his life with his bff Jason, until that mfer refused t…

S1E4 Curt shits so hard that it breaks Hollywood and Jason reveals way too many Chicken Express secrets. This episode will ruin your appetite, make you hungry, and then make you never want to eat at …

S1E3 Turns out skinny dipping is actually scarier in real life than they make it look in the horror movies and Curt learns that the hard way. Curt also accidentally shares a stall with a stranger whi…