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Berner Phone

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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Comedy Stand-Up
Update frequency
every 7 days
Average duration
62 minutes
Episodes
350
Years Active
2018 - 2025
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Berner Phone #106: Dialer's Choice

Berner Phone #106: Dialer's Choice

We're letting the dialer's choose their own adventure this week.

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00:54:16  |   Tue 02 Sep 2025
Berner Phone #105: Advice to Your Younger Self

Berner Phone #105: Advice to Your Younger Self

The dialers are sharing the advice they wish someone had given them 10 years ago.

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01:20:46  |   Mon 25 Aug 2025
Berner Phone #104: Nonsexual Turn Ons

Berner Phone #104: Nonsexual Turn Ons

This week we're celebrating some of life's simple pleasures. The dialers are sharing the nonsexual things that are arguably better than sex.

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01:06:21  |   Tue 19 Aug 2025
Berner Phone #103: Chaos Goblins

Berner Phone #103: Chaos Goblins

We went rogue this episode and didn't have a prompt. So without futher ado, let's hear what the dialers are up to and wanting to discuss this week. 

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00:57:17  |   Tue 12 Aug 2025
Berner Phone #102: Are you better than everyone?

Berner Phone #102: Are you better than everyone?

We asked the dialers to share what makes them feel better than everyone else.

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01:12:23  |   Mon 04 Aug 2025
Berner Phone #101: What's Bugging You

Berner Phone #101: What's Bugging You

Who needs therapy when you have Berner Phone? The dialers are getting the things that are bothering them off their chest this week.

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01:21:09  |   Mon 28 Jul 2025
Berner Phone #100: What Did You Just Say?

Berner Phone #100: What Did You Just Say?

Hannah has some exciting news and the dialers are sharing the craziest things someone has said to their face.

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01:06:34  |   Mon 21 Jul 2025
Berner Phone #99: Things That Make You Feel Old

Berner Phone #99: Things That Make You Feel Old

Being called ma'am for the first time can really stick with you - just ask Hannah. This prompted her to ask the dialers to share the moments that have made them feel old.

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01:12:06  |   Mon 14 Jul 2025
Berner Phone #98: It Shouldn't Be Awkward Pt. 2

Berner Phone #98: It Shouldn't Be Awkward Pt. 2

A prompt so nice, we had to use it twice. The dialers are sharing the random moments that make them feel awkward in public.

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01:25:41  |   Thu 03 Jul 2025
Berner Phone #97: It Shouldn't Be Awkward

Berner Phone #97: It Shouldn't Be Awkward

There are many things in life that shouldn't be awkward like waiting in line and sitting in traffic, but somehow our brains trick us into thinking we're embarassing ourselves. The dialers are sharing…

01:22:07  |   Mon 30 Jun 2025
Berner Phone #96: Our Worst Crash Outs

Berner Phone #96: Our Worst Crash Outs

Crashing out is the cool Gen Z way to say mental breakdown. We've all been there, and the dialers are sharing stories of the crash out moments they'll never forget. 

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01:17:45  |   Mon 23 Jun 2025
Berner Phone #95: The Most Inspirational Quotes

Berner Phone #95: The Most Inspirational Quotes

If you post an inspirational quote on social media your friends might question your mental stability, so we had the dialers share them here instead. 

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01:11:29  |   Mon 16 Jun 2025
Berner Phone #94: Lockdown Positivity

Berner Phone #94: Lockdown Positivity

The pandemic had a lot of lows, but today we're looking on the bright side. The dialers are telling stories about the positives that came out of lockdown and we share our own story.

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01:16:15  |   Mon 09 Jun 2025
Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot People

Berner Phone #93: Dumb Stuff for Hot People

We've all stayed in a relationship a few months too long solely because the person was hot. The dialers are sharing stories of the craziest things they've ever done for a hot person. 

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01:06:32  |   Mon 02 Jun 2025
Berner Phone #92: Ruthless Life Advice Pt. 2

Berner Phone #92: Ruthless Life Advice Pt. 2

The dialers were in need of some more life advice and no child gets left behind on this pod, so we delivered. 

01:08:07  |   Tue 27 May 2025
Berner Phone #91: Ruthless Life Advice

Berner Phone #91: Ruthless Life Advice

The dialers asked for our advice and we didn't hold back.

01:07:29  |   Mon 19 May 2025
Berner Phone #90: Nickname Origin Stories

Berner Phone #90: Nickname Origin Stories

We're all trying to feel connected to those around us and nicknames are one of the most fun ways to do that. The dialers are sharing the origin story of their nicknames and Hannah shares some of her …

01:06:14  |   Mon 12 May 2025
Berner Phone #89: Gifting Mistakes

Berner Phone #89: Gifting Mistakes

Gifts can make or break a holiday, birthday, or even a relationship. The dialers are sharing the best and worst gifts they've given or received. 

01:05:11  |   Mon 05 May 2025
Berner Phone #88: Deinfluencing You

Berner Phone #88: Deinfluencing You

Despite Hannah promoting her book for the past two weeks, we're talking about the things you shouldn't buy. Sometimes the items we think will make our lives easier actually turn out to do more harm t…

01:10:46  |   Mon 28 Apr 2025
Berner Phone #87: Best Phone Apps

Berner Phone #87: Best Phone Apps

Our screen times are alarmingly high so we figured we should at least find out what the dialer's favorite and most useful apps are. 

01:09:21  |   Mon 21 Apr 2025
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