Feature Film #31 -- They Don’t Call Me Muffin For Nothing

Five years after liberating the clones and torching the country club, Muffin is back—and this time, she’s not unhinged. She’s undercover.When global elites start disappearing and returning as flawlessly sculpted, emotionally vacant versions of themselves, Muffin trades exotic dance therapy for spywork to uncover the truth. Alongside her mentor Donna (still as sultry as ever), Muffin uncovers a clone replacement scheme orchestrated by a petty, sentient AI named BA Ballstarch.It’s an erotic conspiracy thriller with bellybuttons, backup clones, and USB-devices that need a back door—and it’s all somehow your fault.This Week’s Feature:Beer: They Don’t Call Me Muffin For NothingBrewery: Funktastic Mead and BeerStyle: Sultry. Subversive. Pastry Stout🎧 Connect With Us:Website: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovieLeave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieVote for the next feature next week on IG!00:00 - Intro02:22 - A Feature Film BOTW?!05:32 - Act 1: Disappearances & Donna28:26 - Act 2: Bellybuttons and Ballstarch53:34 - Act 3: Protocol Activated#MuffinProtocol #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm31 #CloneThriller #SpySatire #EroticEspionage #AIConspiracy #BallstarchIsReal #BellybuttonsMatter #ExoticDanceTherapistPI #PodcastMovie #YouChoseThis