Fast Five #36 – Kazoos & Fake Husbands

In this week’s Fast Five, we’re serving up five fresh beer-inspired movie pitches, including one killer listener submission that might just become our next Feature Film. From cursed hotel service to ancient kazoo mythology, things get weird fast.

This Week’s Beer-to-Movie Madness:

•Gumballhead – A failed mall vendor discovers he can see the future through his gumball machine helmet… and TikTok loves it.

•Cold Hearted Woman – A secret witch barista builds an army of pissed-off women by pouring herself into iced cappuccinos.

•Friends With Benefits – Two guys pretend to be married for health insurance, but HR starts asking real questions.

•The Last Kazoo – A mythic origin story of Lagerstahn told in the style of Jason and the Argonauts… if Jason had beer breath.

•Ring the Bell – A boutique hotel where the staff kills you with kindness—and also kills you.

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00:00 - Intro

01:27 - Recap: You Vs You

09:47 - BOTW: Pivo Pils

14:03 - Beer #1: Gumballhead

21:53 - Beer #2: Cold Hearted Woman

29:22 - Beer #3: Friends With Benefits

37:29 - Beer #4: The Last Kazoo

45:54 - Beer #5: Ring The Bell