Embarrassingly Dumb Criminals Who Must Not Want Their Freedom

To break the law with your freedom intact, you need to be either smart, intimidating or lucky. But some miscreants don’t match any of those criteria. Some criminals are so incredibly dumb that they end up doing the hard work for the police, making their arrest not only simple but inevitable! From robbers who accidentally called the cops on themselves to California’s phantom pooper, let’s explore some embarrassingly dumb people who don’t want their freedom.