Ep 46 - RUMU “I love not this”

Lawnmower real bad ORZ

Nazis i guess? We rumplestiltskin keynans firstborn

DEATH TO AMERICA I MEAN COPYRIGHT LAWS

Keynan waxes power fantasy about DBD

Asymmetrical multiplayer predator game!

They make a slurry

HI DAKOTA

Owen talks MTG arena

Thats not what a battle pass is Owen

Kerbal space program

Owen ONLY likes PORNO games

Sengoku Rance is a really good game. I got stuck on the chocobo guys

FUCK smash brothers

Matt tells stories about his work

FUCK RUMU

Locked controls fuck off

Lecture DRM jerk off motion

Remember consolitis? This game has MOBILITIS

Minigames in RUMU fuck off

VO was strong though

Take responsibility for your actions and creations

Shout outs to ROOMBO the home invasion shooter

Can’t just be sad the whole time

Star Trek DS9

Not enough chekovs guns, too many doom keycards

Tacoma is this but with good game design

Matt pitches a better version of the game

Hey dude, think about your new player experience

Keynan makes a promise he will not keep.

The bad control scheme might be on purpose but it is still bad.

Matt pitches his second conspiracy theory of the night

Dialogue trees are actually better if they have no effect mechanically.

Oh except Bethesda. That shit suck

OH FUCK THE PHARAMONE GAME IN DUCE SEX TREE

Fuck the division bullet sponges

MOVING ON

1 payday 2

0 spelunky

2 FNV

0 tie fighter

2 alpha centauri

Yes golden toilet skull

Keynan wrestles waxotic

AMAZIN’

Wrestling succession crisis

Owen stop saying dick picks

Guybrush threepwood

Amazon primesassan