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Ep 32 - Metro 2033 "the game cheats"

Author
Bad Playstyle
Published
Wed 19 Sep 2018
Episode Link
https://badplaystyle.simplecast.fm/


  • There are no more monsters because matt killed them all

  • Keynan has literally never said his name correctly

  • We have nothing against skeletons but large sections of the gun loving internet does

  • Owen has trouble pronouncing vagina butt loaf

  • Snowflake awkwardly ejaculates that he needs a job

  • Shout outs to michael blessmore

  • Keynan kickflips over his new name

  • Happy hanukkah

  • We finally talk about metro

  • Star trek timelines is bad, says owen who recently spent $20

  • Rene OBBERJONUS was on mash

  • The big hit isn’t that great

  • Owen commits thought crimes playing factorio with old saves “no i saved it”

  • Everything played owen

  • Warframe with a controller is fine

  • Fallout 4 vr: ghost simulator

  • Owen wants to scroll wheel over to a grenade.

  • I killed everyone in the himmapan hotel

  • Hitman real good

  • R6 siege is a real good game and it just gets better

  • They are not holograms. They are volumetrics displays. EAT THAT SHIT KEYNAN

  • There are three slows in the game keynan BOOM. I DON’T EVEN PLAY THIS GAME

  • The mysterious stranger is bullshit now. He was bullshit before too, just for different reasons

  • Keynan “i want to murder four teenagers” SJW_SNOWFLAKE

  • Dead by daylight is one of the only games i like to watch on stream

  • METRO 2044 redux

  • Russia was founded in 2014

  • Maybe they’re neo nazis? People have those. Nope

  • How many times has matt said that to keynan

  • Nukaler wintner

  • Just fucking end already game

  • Set piece blitz

  • Every bullet has to count brah

  • Zero feedback for my boolets

  • Cloud of angry miasma

  • Chapstick didn’t know about the melee button because game is bad at telling you shit

  • MAI NEYME IS BOOREBAHN

  • This game does do immersion pretty good

  • What is russian game design? Trains? Slog?

  • Guns should feel good in an FPS man

  • The flamethrower is terrifying but not for the reasons you think

  • P90x2012 is a good gun

  • Discworld references. Simian librarians

  • You aint follow the rules, neither do i

  • Insert knife in gorilla face

  • JUMP SCARES (eat shit game designers, video games ain’t movies)

  • Those little rat things are annoying

  • Oh yeah, inside sucks too

  • This game does not have a coherent visual language and it sucks

  • Dap to this game for having so many single use assets. Makes the world feel lived in.

  • It is a shame that the ambitions the game can’t realize shine through so hard

  • Ecosystem of only predators

  • Chapsticks game broke right at the end. Highlarious game breaking repeatable bugs!

  • Sparta is not a thing to aspire to folks

  • The good ending requirements are horseshit

  • Binary ending situations suck. Looking at you deus ex 3

  • Gotcha game lectures. Go fuck yourselves

  • Owen: “the music is stupid”

  • Levels look good and believable

  • Wipe your face off, feel better.

  • Game has reach but no grasp

  • NOT REAL GAME AWARDS

  • Sue vee pleets

  • 1 todd howards

  • This game swings for the fences, i am cheering for them

  • 1 brandon chungs

  • 0 nina freemans

  • I blocked that kid out of my memory. That sequence sucked.

  • 2 simon viklunds

  • 1 je sawyers

  • 0 jeff bezos

  • 0 tarn adams

  • 0 jake solomons

  • I am a very angry dude about this game

  • 0 cardboard computers

  • Wrestling got worse this week

  • I am the iron dumbass

  • I really actually do like screeds

  • We’re gonna play FALLOUT 1

  • Sam fisher versus

  • Keynan says it doesn’t matter where this happens

  • Arty yum

  • Beat my meat eat the streak

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