Cris's 40th & Full Metal Jacket

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Welcome back to Bad Dads Film Review!
This week, we’re doing something a little different in honour of Cris’s birthday – and what better way to celebrate than by diving into a handpicked selection of actors whose careers, films, or sheer star quality connect (tenuously or not) to our resident birthday boy. There’s no Top 5 this time around – instead, it’s all about Helen Mirren, Kate Beckinsale, Kevin Spacey, Jason Statham, and Sandra Bullock, with a war film classic anchoring the episode: Full Metal Jacket.

🎭 Spotlight on Five Stars

• Helen Mirren – The queen of versatility, from The Queen to RED, Mirren has done everything from Shakespeare to shootouts. Whether ruling monarchs or Russian mobsters, she brings class and authority to every role — much like Cris does to this podcast.
• Kate Beckinsale – Best known for her sharp-tongued wit and Underworld vampire slaying, Beckinsale blends action and elegance. Her turn in Love & Friendship proves she’s just as adept at Austen as she is at acrobatics.
• Kevin Spacey – A controversial figure, no doubt, but with undeniably iconic roles in The Usual Suspects, American Beauty, and Se7en. His performances once anchored some of the most critically acclaimed films of the 90s and 2000s — the kind of dark, intense fare Cris gravitates toward (when he’s not watching Paw Patrol).
• Jason Statham – The patron saint of punching people while saying something vaguely witty. From Lock, Stock to The Meg, Statham is pure kinetic charisma. We suspect Cris has modelled at least one holiday look on The Transporter.
• Sandra Bullock – Comedy, action, drama — Bullock can do it all. Whether in Speed, Gravity, or The Blind Side, she brings warmth and steel in equal measure. An A-lister with range, and a definite podcast favourite.

🎖️ Main Feature: Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Stanley Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket is a film of two distinct halves — both bleak, both brilliant. The first follows a platoon of US Marine recruits undergoing brutal training under the unforgiving Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (played to unforgettable effect by R. Lee Ermey). The second shifts to the chaos of the Vietnam War, where Joker (Matthew Modine) confronts the dissonance between military propaganda and the grim reality of combat.

Kubrick’s detached style, precise framing, and haunting use of music turn Full Metal Jacket into a deeply unsettling experience. It’s a film that doesn’t glorify war — it exposes its psychological toll and moral ambiguity. Whether it’s the claustrophobic tension of the barracks or the snipers in the rubble-strewn streets of Hue, this is a war movie that cuts deep.

This week’s picks reflect Cris’s personality perfectly — a bit refined (Mirren), a bit action-packed (Statham), and just the right amount of chaotic energy (Spacey?). Full Metal Jacket may not be birthday cake viewing, but it’s classic Kubrick: challenging, layered, and unfor

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